Oh My God! This is the greatest concert I've ever been to in my life. There's these three guys who are going to play Dungeons & Dragons, and one of the guys wants to be a dog with a human body, I was a dog with a human body once, it hurt. So they go to the dungeon masters house and she's a girl, I know I couldn't believe it either, since when do girls play Dungeons & Dragons?
And so the three guys find a map in one guys lute case and they go to explore the part of the map that's not there, because that always works out well in the movies, wait. Then they fight an Orc, I used to fight Orcs all the time. And so this one guy, who is a singer meets this girl, who is also a singer and they fall in love. But it turns out the girl is the dragon, and she will have to kill the guy if he comes near her territory she'll have to kill him, I had a girlfriend who was a dragon once, it didn't end on good terms.
And so the three guys travel for a long time until one fall down a dungeon, and the other two just walk off. But not to worry because the guy meets some wise magicians who give him a spear of knowledge, I had a spear of knowledge once, but I don't know where I put it. And so the guy with the spear meets up with the other guys and they travel by boat to the unexplored part and when they get there they have to fight the dragon. And so the guy whos inlove with the dragon, but doesn't know it's her throws a spear at her and kills her, that's the same thing that happened to me.
And then the guy with the staff goes crazy with powerm and the guy who was in love with the dragon, and now knows she was the dragon, gets all depressed. But not to fear he can get her back by going to the underworld, I travelled to the underworld once, or it may just have been drugs. So he crosses a river of sticks gets past a two headed puppy and finds the love of his life. But she's a slave to the devil,. But he tries to win her back by playing a song to the devil, I played a song to get back my girlfriend once, unfortunately she was deaf. And anyways he fails to get the girl, but he can play again, and he does and he wins the girl, wouldn't it be great if you could redo life over again, I wouldn't be living on the streets. And so then they meet the Orc that they killed at the beginning, and it has an army, don't you just hate it when that happens. But it's time for everyone to go home, and that's the end.
I liked this concert it contained everything I need to enjoy myself, a warm room, a seat, and people who don't look at me in pity.
With apologies to Doug Walker.
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